“Throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say ‘You helped this happen.'” –Jerry Falwell on the causes of 9/11

So tell me, if gays, feminists, wiccans, and the ACLU made God angry enough to cause 9/11, what does it mean that the day of Jerry Falwell’s death is the sunniest, warmest day so far this year? I guess this “God” dude has a pretty good sense of humor.